What is ‘Business Punch’??

Business Punch is a versatile concoction of juices, sodas, tonics, punches, flavorings, alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverages or cocktails, and/or alcoholic or non-alcoholic bases that can consist of endless possibilities for different combinations and flavors as well as fun names for the former two, usually mixed without chronological order and is served as a completely homogenous and easily transportable mixture from a larger serving container such as a keg, tub, punch bowl, etc. into smaller containers such as bottles, jars, cups, bags, cans, flasks, etc. after which can garnishes, layers, decorations, etc. can be optionally but unlikely to be added depending on variation or the final mixture can be added to other cocktails, punches, etc. Business Punch can be consumed and/or served any time and on any occasion whatsoever and can be measured & rated by the amount and/or strength of alcohol.

Business Punch is officially named as the National Beverage of the Holy Order and Commonwealth of the Universality of Business, a sovereign nation that advocates for the liberation of businesses and business systems, a realm where blacks, whites, Hispanics, Asians, indigenous peoples, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Pagans, Zoroastrians, Astrians, Starseeds, Gnostics, Agnostics, Atheists, etc. can coexist peacefully and universally, and the secret society behind the old McBride High School Comedy Club, the Original Skits of The Wonderful World of Charlee (and His Friends), and several other innovative projects, ventures, ideas, etc.

Anyone with simple knowledge of homogenous mixtures should be able to make Business Punch, whether it has alcohol or not. Identical to mixing shampoos or juices or sodas, it is all versatile and there are endless possibilities.